A Christmas Miracle! December Sees Antifa Thugs (Finally) Going to Prison!

(Multnomah County Sheriff)

December is to Antifa as Godzilla was to Tokyo, and it’s just in time for Christmas!

After over a year of watching many of the violent thugs walk away from justice, December 2021 is proving to be a nightmare for the Democrats’ commie street urchins. The man-bunned Nancy-bois of Antifa are actually starting to see the insides of jails and prisons. Santa DOES read my wish list!


Let’s take a look at some of the non-binary creatures who will be celebrating Christmas, and perhaps a few more Christmases, in orange jumpsuits.

Salad-dodger Jacob Michael Gaines traveled from Texas to Oregon to play tough gal with federal law enforcement. He attacked a U.S. Marshal with a hammer, striking the officer three times, back in July of 2020. He pleaded guilty to assaulting a federal officer with a deadly weapon.

From the Department of Justice  (DOJ) press release:

Mr. Gaines’ actions in July 2020 were intentional, dangerous, and could have severely injured or killed the Deputy U.S. Marshal who confronted him. His assault on a federal officer justifies the lengthy prison sentence imposed today.

Click on the tweet below to see a video of Chubtifa attacking a cop.

The judge sentenced him to 46 months in prison.

FACT-O-RAMA! Jacob Chansley, the so-called “Q Anon Shaman,” got 41 months in the hoosegow and didn’t touch a soul.

It’s not a party without a 12-pack of Corona. Antifa yobbo Justin Christopher Moore was arrested last week for bringing half a case of Molotov cocktails with the intention of burning down a Seattle police station. He has yet to be sentenced. The feds usually take arson seriously.


This next arrest goes back to August but l had to include him. Look at his face! This clown seems to suffer from mood swings!

The seemingly bipolar Ty J. Fox has been arrested four times for numerous crimes, including felony assault on a cop and throwing an explosive at one as well. Sentencing awaits the sad, now angry, Fox.

The 24-year-old man woman thingamabob, Dakotah Ray Horton, who appears to be named after a stripper, was arrested for striking a U.S. Marshal with a baseball bat in July 0f 2020. The judge sentenced it to a mere 24 months in a federal lockup (again, Jacob Chansely got 41 months and didn’t hit anyone). Either way, it’s refreshing to know Horton will spend Christmas with “loved ones” in the pokie.


Richard Rubalacava was sentenced Thursday to a whopping 85 months in prison (seven years) for setting fire to a Minneapolis Dollar General after he looted it. He then went on to torch a restaurant. The judge hit him with a fine of over $354,000. No word if his hair colorist was arrested for committing crimes against decency.

Nineteen-year-old Gabriel Agard-Berryhill pleaded guilty this week to tossing an incendiary device at a courthouse and causing $1,000 worth of damage. He is expected to be sentenced to time served and two years probation, which, if he is smart, and that’s a big if, should keep him out of the Antifa Olympics for a while.

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Here is a video of Baby Gabe throwing his bomb.

Gabe made headlines when his Trump-loving meemaw recognized the vest he was wearing and dropped a dime on him. It’s appalling that he was only sentenced to time served.


Earlier this week, Tyvarh Nicholson was sentenced to 40 months in prison for throwing firebombs at cops during a George Floyd riot in Erie, Pennsylvania. That’s one month LESS than Jacob Chansley got for walking peacefully around the Capitol and not trying to burn anyone.

Andrew Augustyniak-Duncan pulled a 41-month sentence (same as Chansley) for throwing heavy objects at cops. He hit a police officer, who suffered a concussion. Chansley didn’t give anyone a concussion. That said, I’m tickled to see that Dandy Andy will be spending his first Christmas out of mommy’s basement in jail.


If this wonderful news doesn’t contribute to a Merry Christmas, I don’t know what will. The November elections showed the pinkos we aren’t playing around anymore. Rittenhouse is free and the Cuomos are unemployed. Merry Christmas and God Bless America!

Bonus tweet! I can’t tell if these are Antifa mug shots or a calendar dedicated to birth control.



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