Transgender Man Identifies as Alien, Plans to Remove Genitals, Adopt Kids
You thought 2017 couldn't get any weirder. Meet 22-year-old Vinny Ohh, a Los Angeles transgender man who identifies as an alien. Yes, you read that right. No, not an illegal alien, an extraterrestrial. After spending nearly $50,000 in cosmetic surgeries, he intends to fork over another $160,000 to get his genitals removed. Oh, and when he gets older, he plans to adopt kids.
"I kind of have a rebellious vibe to feel like I'm a freak, I'm a weirdo, and then someone, some people came up to me and were like, 'You kind of look like a Martian,' and I was like, 'Actually I think I'm gonna use that negativity positivity,'" Ohh told "This Morning" hosts Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby on Britain's Independent Television (ITV) network. "With the whole Martian alien thing, I was like, 'Actually, that's kind of sexy, let's go for it.' So now I've adopted this whole alien vibe."
The Mirror reported that this "alien vibe" has already cost Ohh £40,000 (a little less than $50,000) in 110 cosmetic surgeries, and he hasn't even made the more drastic changes. The next steps will cost £130,000 (almost $160,000), and will permanently disfigure his body.
"Yes, so my next steps would be to possibly remove my genitals, my nipples, my belly button, just to kind of give me a complete blank sexual sexless look," Ohh said. Makes so much sense, doesn't it?
Furthermore, these procedures are dangerous, so Ohh could "absolutely not" get them done in the United States. The transitioning alien told "This Morning" that he is considering two doctors in Sweden and one in Thailand — yes, Thailand — for these procedures.
Schofield asked the aspiring Martian if this would dampen his romantic prospects. "No, I'm not interested in relationships," Ohh responded. "I'm more in love with the kids and the community, the freaks and to make them not feel so weird," the trans-terrestrial being declared.
An incredulous Schofield further asked whether Ohh might regret his actions, "when you're a 70-year-old alien." The little green man said he didn't think he would.
"I do not see me having any regret when I'm seventy," the space-dweller explained. "I see myself possibly like adopting children and raising them, just totally fine. I don't need sexual organs to do so. So I don't see myself regretting it." No word on whether he is open to adopting kids from Alpha Centauri.
When asked about his parents, Ohh admitted that "they say I'm crazy," but he added that "the only concern that my family and friends have is that I'm safe."
Schofield joked that if Earth is ever invaded, "we're going to send you to meet them first." If Ohh is a true example of Earth's sanity, however, the planet is already doomed.