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Resistance—and Melted Butter—is Futile


I am Locutus of Red Lobster; prepare to assimilated by the sheer fun of seeing Patrick Stewart dressed up in a giant lobster costume sitting in his bathtub.

(Unless you're a leftwing killjoy at Slate of course, who, naturally, goes all PETA on Sir Patrick.)