'Hey! Control Your Lust!'

If they can be used as eye bleach, you may want to borrow a few of Chuck Schumer’s detergent pods yourself, after perusing Zombie’s latest photo essay — “Sluts on Parade: SlutWalk San Francisco 2012.”

Allan Bloom made a brilliant observation in The Closing of the American Mind when he wrote that postwar America had become a supersized version of the Weimar Republic. But the original Weimar certainly had a better sense of aesthetics than its 21st century counterpart.

Related: And speaking of the dangers of 21st century reprimitivization, Theodore Dalrymple offers “A Few Arguments Against Tattoos.”