Is Mitt Romney going to give us all cancer or “put y’all back in chains,” as Joe Biden blurted out today?* Or will he give us cancer and then put us in chains? C’mon guys, make up your mind and stick to one set of talking points.
* In between making fun of his sign language person and confusing North Carolina and Virgina. I’m sure Joe’s sidekick can commiserate with him about those 57 states all starting to run together when you’re out there sippin’ Slurpees and trying rally the bitter clingers.