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"Over 100 Million People in U.S. Now Receiving Some Form Of Federal Welfare," according to the Republican side of the Senate Budget Committee, as found in a new post by Daniel Halper of the Weekly Standard.

The comedy team of Cloward and Piven could not be reached for comment, but President Obama could -- as the spokesman for the "deviant subculture" in Washington, he wants to know how he can boost those numbers even higher.