Because You Can't Spell Manic-Depressive Without the Letters MSN

• MSNBC’s Cenk Uygur, discussing skyrocketing gas prices in March: “You Should Be Blaming George W. Bush!”

• MSN-Money, yesterday: “Why you should love $5 gas.”

NBC’s Tom Brokaw could not be reached to call for additional taxes to raise gas prices even higher.

Of course, driving well is the best revenge against the schizophrenic eco-weenies — especially since Saturday is “Earth Day” — and as Iowahawk suggests, “stomp the throttle and embrace the ultimate MILF: Mother Earth. Welcome to the 6th Annual Earth Week Cruise-In, where my readers proudly display how they get their carbon freak on, vehicular-wise; and not a moment too soon, judging by the snow I witnessed in Chicago yesterday.”