Dennis Kucinich: Say Hello to My Little Friend!

I know Roger L. Simon has written in his autobiography about the Hollywood left's need to construct pious "Mini-Me" personas when facing interviewers, but Dennis Kucinich (D-Beyond Antares) has just taken the concept to a whole 'nother level:

Fortunately though, the more sophisticated politicians of Europe wouldn't stoop to such ham-handed tactics to get noticed -- they take political transparency much more seriously there.

(Cross-posted at the Tatler.)