Ed Driscoll

Begun, The Steak Wars Have

The Smoking Gun asks us to “Meet Elsie Egan”, but I think I’ll take a pass:

The Florida woman, 53, is facing a felony domestic abuse charge for allegedly striking her boyfriend several times in the head with a raw steak, according to police.

Forget the War on Terror — it’s time to begin the War on Tartare!

(Sorry, couldn’t resist.)