Ed Driscoll

Elvis Is Everywhere

This isn’t an Onion headline, though it certainly reads like one: “Chicago Out Of Contention For 2016 Olympics; Senator Rowland Burris Blames Bush.”

Especially since it’s the world’s last chance for the Olympics, ever, ever, ever, according to Tokyo’s governor.

Update: Burris would obviously agree with the number one entry on this Top 10 Reasons Chicago Didn’t Get the Olympics” list.

Meanwhile, “Yes We Créu!”

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