Ed Driscoll

Auto-Erotica

This just in: “Women Like Fast Cars”, John Hinderaker writes. “It’s true; we always knew it. Sociological data tell us that what women really like is expensive cars, be they fast or slow.”

To quote from two great conservative humorists–as P.J. O’Rourke once wrote, “There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.”

And as Jonah Goldberg would likely add, “I need a study to tell me this?”