Mandrake, Have You Never Wondered Why I Drink Only Distilled Water, Or Rain Water, And Only Pure Grain Alcohol?

Paging Sterling Hayden! Canada joins US bobos in paradise and their obsession over the eeeevils of Corporate Water: “Federation of Canadian Municipalities asks members to ban bottled water.”

Who knew that modern San Francisco was such a hotspring of puritanism?

(And given the perilous state of the world economy, why are they trying to stop consumers from, umm, consuming?)