News you can use from Tim Blair:
If, on May 14, 1979*, you’d asked yourself, “How long must I wait until a cartoon cat uses the phrase ‘terrified asexual forcemeat?'”, the answer is 10,693 days.
* I think all of us were asking this question in 1979. Precise date selected at random.
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And while such brilliant phrasing isn’t a part of “one of the best opening paragraphs ever written”, it’ll do until the next one comes along.
Update: More meaty, beaty, big & bouncy fun from the cartoon kingdom:
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