The Question Here Is Obvious

Betsy Newmark writes, “Apparently, under Iowa law, dancing naked on a stage is legal because it can be considered an expression of art.”

I realize that while all politics is local, when a man becomes a presidential nominee, he must take a national, at times global perspective; and thus has little time to study hometown issues.

But the question must be asked nonetheless: where does Iowa’s most famous son, Dave Burge, aka Iowahawk, currently heading up the maverick’s maverick presidential ticket, Burge-Goldstein 2008, stand on this critical issue?

Update: Steven Den Beste responds via email: “As close to the stage as possible, of course!”

Heh, indeed.^TM