Hasn't This Happened To Everyone, At Least Once?

Dave Barry rifles through the case files of CSI: Appleton, Wisconson:

A couple telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce.

Key Explanation That Clears Everything Right Up: “He told the officers that it was urban camouflage.”

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It’s common sense, really: If they can’t see you, they can’t get to you!

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