Ed Driscoll

Of All The Gin Joints, In All The Towns In All The World...

Further proof of Pajamas’ global influence: Madonna wants to remake Casablanca, but set in Iraq. I told Roger no good could come of this, but would he listen? Nooooooo…..

Besides, another trashy wanna-be femme fatale (who’s about as fatale as an after-dinner mint, as Michael York said in Cabaret) already beat her to the punch, though sadly not in the literal caged Celebrity Deathmatch sense that the phrase conjures up.

But of course, the definitive modern remake of Casablanca has already been done–and done right. How can Esther improve upon David Soul as Rick and Scatman Crothers as Sam?