"Follow That Carbon Footprint, Men!!!"

Schadenfreude overload alert:

Al Gore III, youngest child of Himself, has been arrested and jailed for possession of marijuana and illegally prescribed prescription drugs, including Xanax, Valium, and Vicodin — and for trying to evade arrest by leading police on a merry chase up to 100 m.p.h…

…in his Prius.

You know, Big Al should tell Little Al that it somewhat defeats the purpose of shelling out extra cash for a high-fuel-efficiency Prius if you