Ed Driscoll

They'll Always Be An England

But it’s getting awfully weird there, it seems. In case you’re keeping score at home, prison paganism is in, provided clothes are kept on. (Nudity is only permitted if it’s tasteful and essential to the plot. Oh wait, sorry, that’s a Jonah Goldberg speech.)

But Winnie the Pooh’s buddy Piglet is right out.

Got that? Well then, carry on, ol’ sport!