To paraphrase “Thomas the Wraith’s” comments, Woodward and Bernstein must be laughing their Faber Eberhards off over the Washington Post’s breathtaking wartime coverage–of Iraqi men, their stroke material, and their moms.
Meanwhile, Iowahawk is in the field with his own exclusive battlefield coverage:
Today Hassan, reborn as “Mohammed al-Vader,” has formed his own splinter cell to violently resist American occupation, and offers an apocryphal warning.
“Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed, occupiers,” he says darkly. “The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.”
He’s got video as well…