Ed Driscoll

Be Afraid. Be Very, Very Afraid

Coming next year, according to the Internet Movie Database:

Dukes of Hazzard: The Motion Picture.

Complete with Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke, Willie Nelson as Uncle Jesse…

….and Burt Reynolds as Boss Hogg.

Just when you thought it was safe to get into a Dodge Charger, along comes this.

Have you no sense of decency, sirs, at long last? Have you no sense of shame?