SLIM-FAST SHEDS WHOOPI GOLDBERG as

SLIM-FAST SHEDS WHOOPI GOLDBERG as their spokeswoman, after her outrageous comments aimed at President Bush at last week’s star-studded fund-raiser at Radio City Music Hall in New York.

Meanwhile, Linda Chavez is understandably angered by comedian John Leguizamo calling Hispanic conservatives cockroaches.

But hey, as John Kerry said, Whoopi and Leguizamo and the other performers at his fund-raiser are the “heart and soul of our country”.