Ed Driscoll

TRUTH IN ADVERTISING: According to

TRUTH IN ADVERTISING: According to the Internet Movie Database, the working title for Madonna’s new album is “Ein Sof”, the Hebrew phrase for endlessness.

Speaking of which, she’s been ordered by Warner Brothers brass to re-record the album, as its “too extreme“.

(Be warned–the above link contains one seriously scary photo of Madonna, taken just before every vein in her neck exploded.)