SUCCESS GOES TO SPIDER-MAN'S HEAD,

SUCCESS GOES TO SPIDER-MAN’S HEAD, not to mention the rest of his body, according to Group Captain Mandrake. (Parents, don’t let your kids look at the photos that accompany the good Group Captain’s item. Trust me.)

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Darn–I was really counting on Spidey to protect me from the various super-villains prowling Manhattan. I’m sorry to see that he’s taken to spending his merchandising royalties and film percentage points on many, many visits to the Four Seasons and 21.

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