GREAT RIFF BY DAVID BRENNER ON AIRPORT SECURITY posted by Jeff Jarvis on his
WarLog site. Jarvis says ” Comedian David Brenner just ranted on Fox News about airport security. They’re just idiots, he says. The plan to pay them more will do nothing: ‘Give an idiot $2 more and you have an idiot with $2.’ He quoted the head of security at one airport as saying: ‘All computers must be tooken out of their bags. Tooken!… Let ’em go back to asking, ‘Do you want a lid on that, do you want fries?’ ”
Jarvis saves the best for last: now when Brenner gets pulled out of line, he pulls out a picture of the Most Wanted terrorists and says, “This is what you are looking for, not a Jew comic.”
Not a bad idea actually. Now if only Norman Mineta would get the message.
(Yet another interesting tidbit unearthed by the ubiquitous Instapundit.)
