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Now is the time when we juxtapose, Small Dead Animals-style:

“Do you think you should have the right to have a tank under the 2nd Amendment?” @PiersMorgan asking @DLoesch #CNN live

— Piers Morgan Live (@PiersMorganLive) January 17, 2013

Anti-Gun Billionaire, Paul Allen Buys a Nazi Tank http://t.co/dC0F04K7LP #2A #tcot #tlot #ccot #tpot

— J.T. Dudenhoffer (@jt_dudenhoffer) September 15, 2014

Of course, if you’d like to buy a tank or other armored surplus military vehicle for yourself, a payment plan can be worked out; they’re not just for heavily-armed school districts anymore.