'Longhorns 17, Badgers 1'

“Please pardon this brief departure from my normal folderol, but every so often a member of the chattering class issues a nugget of stupidity so egregious that no amount of mockery will suffice. Particularly when the issuer of said stupidity holds a Nobel Prize.”

— Iowahawk, moments before running absolutely roughshod over Paul Krugman. You know what to do next.