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Matt Drudge breaks the big news of the day: “President Sports Thin Moustache In Egypt…”

If this trend continues (and isn’t simply a few hours of neglected stubble on the First Face), Obama will be the first president with facial fuzz since William Howard Taft, whose sole term in office was concluded by “the single worst defeat in American history for an incumbent President seeking reelection”, according to Wikipedia.

(On the other hand, Thomas Dewey, the last mustachioed presidential candidate, lost by a whisker.)