Most Honest Thing He's Said In Ages

Does it get any better than this for Michael Bloomberg? He just experienced the ultimate moment of nanny state auto-erotic nirvana, as he bans himself: “Nobody’s going to elect me president of the United States.”

Bloomberg gave his scoop to a struggling cub reporter named D. Rather, at an little-seen TV network called HDNet. Considering where he made his fortune, I think it’s great to see that Bloomberg is still supporting new and alternative media!

Update: More good news! With Bloomberg out, “Accordingly, We Expect Much Less Discussion of Trans-Fats on the Campaign Trail”. But it’s not exactly like the Nanny State solely resides in him, of course.