Don't Go Out Like Mama Cass, Either

Kathy Shaidle provides important career advice for Rosie O’Donnell:

If you’re intent on throwing away what’s left of your career by imitating Lenny Bruce and ranting unfunnily about conspiracy theories for 30 minutes at a time, at least don’t end up OD’ing naked on a toilet seat, ok?

Because I really don’t want to see Kathy Bates reinact that in the biopic.

Also: if fire doesn’t melt steel, then thousands of guys in my hometown of Hamilton, Ontario were getting paid big bucks to do diddly squat for forty years…

Hey, kinda like you!

Meanwhile, Good Morning America, ABC’s warm-up act for The View, tosses Rosie’s conspiracy theories down the memory hole. Thus ironically demonstrating how true that 21st century Criswell’s sage admonitions were to “go outside of the country to find out what’s going on in our country because it’s frightening. It