Yet Another Newsweek Story Causes Violence...

Iowahawk “reports” that a “Newsweek Lutefisk Story Sparks Fury Across Volatile Midwest”:

Decorah, IA – The debris-strewn streets of this remote Midwestern hamlet remain under a tense 24-hour curfew tonight, following weekend demonstrations by rock- and figurine-throwing Lutheran farm wives that left over 200 people injured and leveled the Whippy Dip dairy freeze. The rioting appeared to be prompted, in part, by a report in Newsweek magazine claiming military guards at Spirit Lake