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The 6 Most Shocking Fatalities From the Mortal Kombat Franchise

1. Reptile Tongue Lash (Mortal Kombat 3)

THE REPTILE’S INFAMOUS HEAD-EATING FATALITY WAS TAKEN TO NEW EXTREMES IN THE THIRD INSTALLMENT OF MORTAL KOMBAT. WHY WOULD THE REPTILE STOP AT THE HEAD WHEN HE CAN EAT YOUR TORSO AND PELVIS AND LEGS?

THE REPTILE WILL EAT ALL KOMBATANTS IN THE NEXT TOURNAMENT.

 

2. Goro Headcrush into Ribcage (Mortal Kombat X)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6nIuP3x76c

THE FUTURE IS LOOKING BRIGHT FOR MORTAL KOMBAT. SOME OF THE MOST BIZARRE AND OVER-THE TOP-FATALITIES WILL APPEAR IN TOURNAMENT X, AND GORO’S HILARIOUS SKULL-CRUSHING FATALITY IS ONE OF THE FINEST AND MOST BRUTAL EVER CONCEIVED.

THE LIZARD MASTER CANNOT WAIT TO CRUSH SKULLS WITH THIS HALF-DRAGON, HALF- BEAST MONSTROSITY.

 

3. Sub-Zero Deep Freeze Fatality (Mortal Kombat II)

“So he freezes this guy, right? And then he explodes! I could see his guts and everything. Almost lost my lunch.”

KANO SAID IT BEST. DISGUSTING.

 

4. Sheeva Stripped Down (Mortal Kombat 9)

A MULTITUDE OF SKIN-RIPPING FATALITIES HAVE SURFACED IN MK TOURNAMENTS ACROSS MANY GENERATIONS BUT SHEEVA’S IN MK9 IS BY FAR THE MOST BRUTAL.

 

5. Quan-Chi Leg Rip (Mortal Kombat 4)

THOUGH LACKING IN EXCESSIVE GORE, QUAN-CHI’S LEG RIP FATALITY WAS A BRIGHT SPOT IN THE OTHERWISE LACKLUSTER MK4.

IT IS THE MOST BRUTAL MK4 FATALITY IN THAT IT IMPLIES THAT THE PUNISHMENT NEVER ENDS.

HOW LONG WILL QUAN-CHI SMASH YOUR CORPSE WITH YOUR OWN LEG?

QUAN-CHI WILL ENSURE THAT NO CORPSE WILL GO UNBEATEN.

 

6. Kung Lao Hat Trick (Mortal Kombat 9)

THE HAT TRICK FATALITY WAS ONE OF THE FEW CENSORED FATALITIES IN MKII AS IT WAS BY FAR THE MOST GRAPHIC IN THE ENTIRE GAME. MK9 NOT ONLY BROUGHT BACK THIS FATALITY BUT COMBINED IT WITH THE ODDJOB INSPIRED HAT TOSS FOR THE MOST BRUTAL KUNG LAO FATALITY EVER SEEN.

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