Frank J. Fleming is the author of the novel Superego and the humor book Punch Your Inner Hippie, has penned numerous political humor columns, blogs at, and is at Home Depot, buying a door

WRITTEN BY Frank J. Fleming
We are hurtling to new frontiers of tolerance and understanding that not even the most fevered imagination has ever conceived.
Or, you can pretend that everyone who disagrees with you is just being ironic.
When someone buys vanilla ice cream, he's basically right there with John Wilkes Booth, helping him steady his aim at Abraham Lincoln's head.
Cheering on a politician is like standing up in a hospital waiting room and yelling, "Yay! Colonoscopy!"
How do you hold your reader's attention?
And how come you need irrationality in your life to stay human.