Buzz Ballad: Weapon Owners

A preview of Beyoncé’s performance at the inauguration:

Weapon Owners
—apologies to Beyoncé, and “Single Ladies”

Legal weapon owners, legal weapon owners
Legal weapon owners, legal weapon owners
Legal weapon owners, legal weapon owners
Legal weapon owners
Now give your guns up

Kids shot in school, breaking the rule that declared it a gun-free zone
No-one could fight back ‘gainst the crazy attack
Because they weren’t allowed to carry

But don’t protect, instead reject
A tried and tested solution
Just shed some tears, then play on fears
To make people less free

So if you like Second Amendment, just get over it
If you like Second Amendment, just get over it
Tearin’ the Constitution all to bits
So if you like Second Amendment, just get over it
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

If you like Second Amendment, just get over it
If you like Second Amendment, just get over it
Tearin’ the Constitution all to bits
If you like Second Amendment, just get over it

Goin’ after the clips, and the pistol grips
And the high-capacity magazines
Panic mode, gun rights erode
Don’t give people time to think

Nothing that’s proposed will act to dispose
Of any illegal weaponry
Nor will it prevent any new incident
Or avoid a future tragedy

But if you like Second Amendment, just get over it
If you like Second Amendment, just get over it
Tearin’ the Constitution all to bits
Yeah, if you like Second Amendment, just get over it
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

If you like Second Amendment, just get over it
If you like Second Amendment, just get over it
Tearin’ the Constitution all to bits
If you like Second Amendment, just get over it
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Don’t say we can act responsibly
And do what we think best
The government should tell us how we can serve

All of these restrictions, just fictions
That old men wrote in the Constitution, but that was very long ago
We know much better now, so let’s just disregard
And all these silly personal liberties willl be gone

Legal weapon owners, legal weapon owners
Legal weapon owners, legal weapon owners
Legal weapon owners, legal weapon owners
Legal weapon owners

Now give your guns up
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

‘Cause if you like Second Amendment, just get over it
If you like Second Amendment, just get over it
Tearin’ the Constitution all to bits
Yeah, if you like Second Amendment, just get over it
Oh, oh, oh

If you like Second Amendment, just get over it
If you like Second Amendment, just get over it
Tearin’ the Constitution all to bits
Yeah, if you like Second Amendment, just get over it

Oh, oh, oh