—apologies to Pat Boone and to Patsy Cline, and “Love Letters in the Sand”
To start the Convention
Democrats hailed The One
With a portrait sculpted of sand
Ah, but the elements
Eroded and put dents
In their portrait sculpted of sand
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A monument worthy of a
Tin-pot dictator
Is as close as he’ll get to
A portrait on Rushmore
May his Presidency
Like this gross tribute, be
Just a portrait sculpted of sand
A monument worthy of a
Tin-pot dictator
Is as close as he’ll get to
A portrait on Rushmore
May his Presidency
Like this gross tribute, be
Just a portrait sculpted of sand
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