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What Happened in Kyrgyzstan? Don't Know, but Let's Blame the Jews

We have all read about the bloody riots and armed confrontations in the Muslim republic of Kyrgyzstan in central Asia, leading to the overthrow of the government and the installation of a revolutionary council claiming to be its legitimate replacement. The situation remains volatile, and its ramifications on the dynamics of power politics may have consequences harmful to American interests in the region.

There is now a strong likelihood that the U.S. may lose permanent access to the strategic Manas air base from which it supplies its forces in Afghanistan. This would be a severe blow to the war effort against the Taliban and further reduce American military and political influence on the global stage, to the advantage of its Russian competitor.

What no one seems to have realized as yet is the shadowy, behind-the-scenes maneuvering at the root of this latest upheaval which, as we have seen, may cost the U.S. dearly. For there can be little doubt regarding the nefarious role played by the naughty state of Israel, which ever seeks to undermine its greatest friend and ally, the United States of America. After all, was not Israel the covert source of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, even though there was no such country as Israel at the time? Does this not show that its sly resourcefulness is truly unprecedented? Did it not craftily embroil the U.S. in the Vietnam debacle, inciting trouble in Southeast Asia and, according to reliable reports, training the Viet Cong in a secret military camp on Pitcairn Island? Was not Israel basically responsible for every atrocity on American soil, from the first World Trade Center bombing to 9/11 to the Fort Hood shooting? It is common knowledge by now that every setback America suffers, especially in the Islamic domain, is the result of the actions, decisions, and intrigues of the Jewish state. The eruption in Kyrgyzstan is no exception to this general rule.

Clearly, Israeli agents in deep cover have been at work sowing discord among the people of Kyrgyzstan. I have it on good authority that these provocateurs reinterpreted the ancient story of Manas, the eponymous hero of the national epic of the country, to equate the U.S. with its ancestral enemies, the Khitan and the Oirats, who were soundly defeated. Sad to say, the revisionist reading of this beloved, if interminable, poem helped to roil the political cauldron.

The fact is, the Israelis, using forged identity papers and fake credentials to pose as loyal citizens and international experts, have been busy inflaming anti-American sentiment, giving purposefully bad advice to former President Kurmanbek Bakiyev and infiltrating the new government of Roza Otunbayeva with a view to destabilizing the region and making it yet more difficult for the U.S. to pursue its noble plan of bringing lasting peace to the world, as outlined by President Barack Obama. For if peace were to descend upon mankind, Israel would be deprived of its raison d’être, which is to provoke mischief and dissension wherever it can. Do we not have the testimony of such intellectual giants and eminent statesmen as Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe, Hugo Chavez of Venezuela, and Mohamed Ould Abd Aziz of Mauritania on the subject? Knowing how the Israelis operate, rendering it nearly impossible for the U.S. to placate its enemies and usher in a golden era of universal harmony among the nations of the earth, President Obama is to be applauded for giving Israel the cold shoulder and deservedly humiliating its prime minister.

Be that as it may, some naïve or untrustworthy observers might suspect Russian involvement in this most recent convulsion, but of course that is nothing but a smokescreen to hide the imprint of devious Israeli plotting. The joy of the Israeli leadership must be unbounded for having meddled so successfully in Kyrgyzstani internal affairs. One can just see them dancing the freilach in the corridors of the Knesset.

The irony is that none of this scheming would have been necessary in the first place. With just a little patience, the machinations of the Mossad would have been completely dispensable. Israel could have left well enough alone, since its very existence is sufficient to discomfit the U.S., generate social discontent, and culminate in orgies of revolutionary ardor. The Israelis are people in a hurry and will sometimes breathe on the chrysalis rather than allow the butterfly to emerge of its own accord.

For it is clear that Kyrgyzstan was already mired in a profound state of turmoil and disruptive resentment owing to the perceived American relationship with Israel, which so unsettled its civic composure that revolt, chaos, and bloodshed were inevitable anyway and could easily have been predicted by anyone with the slightest grasp of political reality. The level of anger in the Kyrgyzstani street was practically insupportable and was destined to spill over into uncontrolled violence. Plainly, it was only a matter of time before the Kyrgyz people would have risen up and punished the U.S. for its material support and diplomatic proximity to the Jewish state. This is obvious.

Moreover, world-class thinkers like Stephen Walt, John Mearsheimer, Robert Malley, Van Jones, Norman Finkelstein, Ward Churchill, Louis Farrakhan, Jeremiah Wright, Rashid Khalidi, Samantha Power, Bill Ayers, James Baker, Jesse Jackson, Cindy Sheehan, and Zbigniew Brzezinski have warned us for years that whenever geopolitical disaster strikes and American interests are negatively impacted, one way or another Israel is not far to seek. Let’s face it, they must be right. Who can oppose the combined intellectual weight of such reputable, cutting-edge scholars and distinguished patriots?

All the more reason, therefore, for the U.S. to continue its gradual disengagement from Israel, heap abuse on its officials and representatives, embargo arms shipments, and labor to impose a moratorium on the building of apartments in Jerusalem. The evidence of Israeli malfeasance and its malign effect on current events is indisputable. There can be no question that Belarus, Kazakhstan, Moldova, Tajikistan, Azerbaijan, Georgia, Ukraine, Kalmykia, and Turkmenistan are sure to follow the example of Kyrgyzstan and, indeed, of Uzbekistan before that — all dominoes swept to the ground by the back of the Israeli hand. Who can deny it?

The time to send Israel packing is now, before the Afghani government makes common cause with the Taliban, Japan allies with North Korea, Britain is overrun by Islamists, Pakistan and India dissolve in thermonuclear sludge, Taiwan joins the People’s Republic of China, Turkey invades Iraq, Iran blocks the Strait of Hormuz, Egypt refuses its annual $2 billion of American aid, Jordan conspires with Hamas and Hizballah, the Palestinian Authority seizes Kuwait’s oil fields, Chad carpet-bombs Morocco, Sweden and Norway absorb Finland and Denmark to establish a Muslim confederacy, Tasmania lays claim to Antarctica, Burma and Libya introduce a joint resolution at the UN censoring the U.S. for advancing Israeli hegemony and prejudicing the cause of world freedom and communal serenity, the Philippines exit the American orbit, Cuba mines the Caribbean sea lanes, Thailand disintegrates, Goa is proclaimed off limits, Samoa shuts down its naval base, Mexico floods the U.S. with poisoned candy, Canada breaks off diplomatic ties, Mongolia declares war and even the absolutely critical Democratic Republic of Sao Tomé and Principe closes its lillypad forward operating base, and much much more, leaving America — thanks to Israel — solitary, vulnerable, and bereft in all the lands and oceans of the planet.