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JPMorgan Chase rocked by sexual harassment allegations that exceed wildest #MeToo fever dreams
…And, in a delicious irony, the alleged perpetrator is a legacy fronthole woman.
Via Daily Mail (emphasis added):
Lorna Hajdini, 37, an executive director in JPMorgan Chase’s Leveraged Finance division, is accused in the filing of coercing a married banker into ‘non-consensual and humiliating sex acts’ over months, despite his pleas for her to stop…
The complaint was filed Monday in New York County Supreme Court by a plaintiff proceeding anonymously as John Doe, who claims he chose to hide his name to protect himself and his family after receiving threats.
The lawsuit also accuses JPMorgan Chase (JPMC) of enabling the alleged abuse and retaliating against the banker after he reported it, claiming the firm placed him on involuntary leave, destroyed his reputation and allowed threats against him to continue while Hajdini and others went unpunished…
In early May 2024, Doe alleges Hajdini dropped her pen on the floor next to his desk and, while bending to pick it up, rubbed his leg and squeezed his calf.
He claims she then remarked, ‘Oh, you did play basketball in college? … I love basketball players… they get me so wet.’
From there, Doe alleges the advances grew more explicit and frequent.
Later that May, Doe said in the complaint that Hajdini invited him out for drinks, but he declined. In response, she is alleged to have said: ‘If you don’t f**k me soon, I’m going to ruin you… never forget, I f**king own you.’*
*This is, of course, an accurate, if uncouth, explication of the reason that corporate executives are so keen on H1B visas; they confer upon the sponsor enormous leverage so that cooperation with whatever outlandish demands is virtually guaranteed unless they want to be sent back to India or wherever. While it’s unclear whether the John Doe in this particular case is a migrant or a permanent resident/citizen, the dynamic here nonetheless represents that between the H1B holder and employer.
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Continuing:
Twice, Doe claims that Hajdini propositioned him for oral sex in the office, on one occasion asking: ‘Birthday BJ for the brown boy? My little brown boy.’
While Doe claims he continued to resist her advances, Hajdini allegedly threatened professional retribution, telling him if he wanted to be promoted to executive director, he would need to start ‘pleasing’ her, according to the lawsuit.
‘You’re gonna need to earn it, my little Arab boy toy,’ Doe alleges she told him during a work social event at her private members club. During the same event, he claims she repeatedly groped his groin under the table and spat in her hands, running them over his neck and head…
Doe alleges that Hajdini used escalating threats and racial abuse to coerce him into performing sexual acts.
He also claimed that Hajdini admitted to drugging him with the date-rape drug [Rohypnol] and other drugs without his knowledge before some encounters to incapacitate him and facilitate sexual activity, according to the complaint.
Where is the #MeToo cavalry for the “little Arab boy toy?”
This is worse than anything Harvey Weinstein was ever accused of doing to his subordinates.
If Weinstein ever spat on his hands and rubbed one of them down while showering them with racial epithets, I must have missed that reporting.
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At any rate, I was reliably assured — in fact, it was the central thesis of #MeToo — that, if the evil white men who have run the United States like a giant plantation for centuries, subjugating women and minorities under the whip, would simply give up power and turn it over to the loving and liberal intersectional gynocracy, stuff like this wouldn’t ever happen again.
Women, the story went, are so naturally endowed with overflowing empathy and kindness that they are simply incapable of predatory behavior when they enjoy positions of power.
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If you thought the depraved alleged exploits were over, there’s more!
In the summer of 2024, it is claimed in the lawsuit that Hajdini showed up at an apartment where Doe was staying, knowing he would be there.
Inside, Hajdini allegedly made sexual advances on Doe, which he rebuffed, insisting he was not interested.
‘Do you want to get promoted at year end or not?’ Hajdini warned him, according to the lawsuit. ‘Do you want a future at JPMorgan? It’s that simple. I don’t know why you’re fighting this.’
Hajdini then allegedly removed her shirt, began fondling her breasts and racially insulted Doe’s wife, remarking: ‘I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn’t have these cannons,’ the complaint reads.
Doe claims she then forcibly removed his pants and performed oral sex on him against his will. He continued to protest and began to cry, according to the lawsuit.
Hajdini allegedly admonished him for crying and scolded him for failing to achieve an erection.
‘Stop f***ing crying. You think anyone would ever believe you? You’re a f***ing douche bag who thinks he’s hot s**t, but you can’t even get your d**k hard for me? What the f*** is this?’ she allegedly said.
Again, I never heard of Harvey Weinstein — or Roger Ailes, or any of the casualties of the #MeToo Cultural Revolution — forcibly performing oral sex on one of his starlets while she cried and he hurled racial invective at her.
Weird how that works.
