Chronicling the ongoing intersectional struggle to liberate women — inclusively defined as the legacy kind and the transgenders — from The Patriarchy™, one microaggression at a time.
Jacked anti-ICE Karen top: Hit the gym, comrades!
In the war on ¡lITErAl fAsCiSM!, a very anti-ICE Karen needs a pep talk from time to time from a butch drill sergeant.
No more excuses, comrade!
Before you skip the gym today, just remember: a fascist lifted today. Are you going to let them get stronger than you? No more excuses, comrade. Get up, go to the gym now!
Androgenic anti-ICE Karen encourages lesbian comrades to get jacked, prepare for military conflict with fascists pic.twitter.com/GEpz4CRq6j
— Ben Bartee (@BenBartee) February 7, 2026
A few notes:
First, this bull dagger is obviously running a thinly veiled lesbian recruitment drive disguised as political activism.
Whatever dating app is currently fashionable with the rainbow community, and/or the local lesbian dive bar, are apparently not supplying what she demands.
Necessity is the mother of invention, as they say, and TikTok is a goldmine for disgruntled Karen divorcees approaching middle age who might be amenable to lesbianhood with the right prodding, as it were.
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Second, I’ve been reliably informed for years now by the corporate state media that interest in physical fitness is the exclusive purview of fascists and white supremacists.
From self-described “historian of exercise” Natalia Mehlman Petrzela, via TIME, 2022 (emphasis added):
It was super interesting reading the reflections of fitness enthusiasts in the early 20th century. They said we should get rid of corsets, corsets are an assault on women’s form, and that women should be lifting weights and gaining strength. At first, you feel like this is so progressive.
Then you keep reading, and they’re saying white women should start building up their strength because we need more white babies. They’re writing during an incredible amount of immigration, soon after enslaved people have been emancipated. This is totally part of a white supremacy project. So that was a real “holy crap” moment as a historian, where deep archival research really reveals the contradictions of this moment.
Via MSNBC, 2022 (emphasis added):
It appears the far right has taken advantage of pandemic at-home fitness trends to expand its decade-plus radicalization of physical mixed martial arts (MMA) and combat sports spaces.
Earlier this month, researchers reported that a network of online “fascist fitness” chat groups on the encrypted platform Telegram are recruiting and radicalizing young men with neo-Nazi and white supremacist extremist ideologies. Initially lured with health tips and strategies for positive physical changes, new recruits are later invited to closed chat groups where far-right content is shared.
Physical fitness has always been central to the far right. In “Mein Kampf,” Hitler fixated on boxing and jujitsu, believing they could help him create an army of millions whose aggressive spirit and impeccably trained bodies, combined with “fanatical love of the fatherland,” would do more for the German nation than any “mediocre” tactical weapons training.
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So if we’re applying standards fairly and universally — and, as we know, the left is a huge proponent of equal application of the law — it would appear that somebody just earned herself a well-deserved spot on the DHS domestic terrorist no-fly list.
Third, this lady — loosely defined, who nonetheless appears indeed to be a bio-fronthole legacy woman — looks to be juicing, as indicated by the depressed chest protuberances, the square jawline, and the lean physique.
Given her non-disclosure of what very much looks to be steroid use, some might suggest her lesbian recruitment video implying that flabby menopausal Karens are going to morph into the Hulk with a few anaerobic workout sessions is false advertising.
