Chronicling the ongoing intersectional struggle to liberate women — inclusively defined as the legacy kind and the transgenders — from The Patriarchy™, one microaggression at a time.
Hillary Clinton slithers out of lair to smear Republican women as ‘handmaidens to The Patriarchy™
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Every few months or so, Hillary Clinton — the would-be neoliberal queen who bashed her face on the glass ceiling in what will go down in history as perhaps the most humiliating election loss in history despite having literally every possible institutional advantage — emerges from whatever lavish lair she inhabits to dispense, with no sense of shame or irony, political advice to Democrats about how to win elections.
Looking to Hillary Clinton for political wisdom is like asking Kanye West for PR advice.
Wow. Hillary Clinton just called Republican women "Handmaidens for the patriarchy."
— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) May 18, 2025
Black people aren’t black if they don’t vote Democrat. Latinos are stupid. Whites are racist. Women are handmaidens. It never ends. 🙄
This is what Democrats think of us.pic.twitter.com/hyF4ZQG1mB
The interviewer might have asked a follow-up along the lines of: how is stripping tens of millions of American women of any agency not misogynistic? Who’s really the handmaiden in the electorate?
But the interviewer was handpicked for her sycophancy, so no challenging questions were asked.
Clinton also, as she is compelled to do in seemingly every public appearance, made clear that her historical 2016 humiliation at the hands of a political novice game show host even when she had the entire legacy media and every vested special interest group on her side wasn’t her fault, actually.
The blame, instead, falls on “misinformation.”
Hillary Clinton says that social media has caused people to believe she imprisoned and caused harm to children, and they still believe that because no one is censoring the platforms anymore.
— Green Lives Matter (@Ultrafrog17) May 17, 2025
Trump's weaponized social media influencers have done catastrophic damage to Clinton's… pic.twitter.com/80ZFRYrZAq
Hospitalized OnlyFans starlet ‘not doing well’ after sleeping with over 500 men in six hours
As the latest fame-seeker to pull off one of these trendy “X Men in X Hours” stunts, Australian OnlyFans starlet Annie Knight has taken to posting thirst-trap Instagram clips from her hospital bed, citing “a lot of bleeding” since the “challenge.”
Via VT (emphasis added):
OnlyFans creator Annie Knight set out to break records - but it has apparently come at a cost.
The Australian adult content star made headlines after completing a jaw-dropping challenge: bedding "583 men" in just six hours. But while she might have hit her personal milestone, she’s now dealing with some very real physical consequences.
Taking to her Instagram account, she shared a reel from the hospital, lying in a gown and looking drained. “Being hospitalised after taking 583 [men] in a day was not on my 2025 bingo card,” she captioned the clip.
Her parents must be so proud of their little angel.
AOC has Slay Queen meltdown on House floor: ‘I will not yield to disrespectful men’
At a recent House hearing, AOC violated the rules by going over her allotted time to deliver a monologue about Democracy™ or whatever.
The Republican chairman, in a display of benevolence, allowed her to go on over for over a minute.
When it was his turn to talk, after gracing her with a whole extra minute to torture the audience with her diatribe, she then interrupted and demanded he yield more time to offer to ask a rhetorical question and continue her rambling.
He yields again, allowing her to make a rhetorical point about abortion rights.
The Republican then reclaimed his time, at which time she devolved into accusing Republicans of killing women. She also accused them of “not understanding women’s biology” — a supreme irony given her party literally doesn’t know what a woman is.
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Yet again, she goes over her time. When asked to yield, she declares she “will not yield to disrespectful men.”
When a toddler behaves this way, it’s considered a tantrum. When an adult Democrat woman does, it’s a brave and stunning defiance of The Patriarchy™.One might ask: what’s the point of having rules on the House floor when members don’t respect them, walking all over them to grandstand for the cameras?
