Personally, I’ve had a field day over the last few years covering the silly drivel emanating from the chosen voice of the White House. Others at PJ Media have as well.
Alas, the days of delicious schadenfreude enjoyed at the expense of such low-hanging fruit are nearing their conclusion.
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What better way to commemorate White House DEI Labradoodle Karine Jean-Pierre’s imminent exit from the White House podium than with the record-breaking talking point bonanza she put on recently?
During the December 6 briefing, Karine was deluged with questions regarding her and her boss’s clearly hypocritical about-face on the issue of pardoning the crackhead First Son, to which there is no credible answer possible because both he and she were extremely explicit in their assurances that no such act of amnesty was in the cards.
With few options, the incredibly lame talking point Karine’s handlers settled on was that he “wrestled with” the decision — a talking point she repeated no fewer than 16 times in under an hour.
Via Whitehouse.gov transcript, December 6, 2024 (emphasis added):
As we consider the sorry legacy that this lady leaves behind, perhaps no human being in recorded history has done more to undermine public confidence in affirmative action than Karine Jean-Pierre, whom no one in their right mind believes would have never been hired if she were not an immigrant lesbian Person of Color™.Q Do you owe an apology to the American people?
MS. JEAN-PIERRE: Zeke, I — I just laid out the president’s thinking. The president laid it out himself in his own words. He did. He laid out how he wrestled with this decision. He said in his statement — as a president, as a father, he talked about how difficult it was to make this decision.
He thought about it this weekend. He did. He thought about it this weekend. He wrestled with it. And there are some, you know, factors — some real factors that he took into consideration. And that’s why I keep saying, folks should just take — take a — take a look. Take a look. Read — read his statement.
And I know what I said. I know what the president said. That is where we were at the time. That is where the president was at the time. I am his spokesperson.
This weekend, he thought about it, he wrestled with it — he wrestled with it, and made this decision. That’s what I can tell the American people.
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Posterity may identify this as the classic “Karamel-uh Dilemma.”
You hire an unqualified ditz because of her genitals and skin color and other irrelevant criteria to pander to your rabid identity-obsessed base, trot her out as the First Diverse Whatever, and behold a disaster unfold of your own making behold.
You might be inclined to ditch her for someone competent — Jen Psaki, for instance, was a loathsome liar but undeniably, infinitely more adept at convincingly disseminating propaganda than her successor — but you can’t because the loud and vindictive Social Justice™ faction of your Democrat coalition would riot in the streets about racism or whatever.
So you’re stuck biting your nails every time your Frankenstein is presented to the public because you know a trainwreck is in the works.
