We Hear You, Angry Republicans!

It now seems clear that across this country Republicans are angry. They are speaking out and we have heard their voices.

We have heard their voices and they are telling us that they are sick and tired of a Republican establishment that is dominated by wealthy donors, and so they’ve decided to cut out the middle man and just nominate the wealthy donor themselves.

We have heard their voices and they are telling us that they’re angry at a party that doesn’t care about the working class out in flyover country, and so they’ve decided to nominate a born millionaire from New York City.

We have heard their voices and they are telling us that they are angry about the values of evangelicals being ignored, and so they’ve decided to nominate a man who praises the abortion mill Planned Parenthood, cheats on his wives, runs casinos, calls for violence against those who oppose him and curses like a sailor.

We have heard their voices, and they are telling us they are angry at Washington D.C.’s war on the middle class and so they’ve decided to nominate a man whose tax proposal favors the wealthy.

We have heard their voices and they are angry at the lack of virility in our national discourse, and so they have decided to nominate a whining bully boy who sends his lawyers to try to silence those who say mean things about him.

We have heard their voices and they are tired of the lies of political correctness, and so they have decided to nominate a man who can lie without any kind of correctness at all.

Republicans are angry.  They are speaking out and we have heard their voices.

And they are crazier than a bunch of outhouse rats.

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