Mitch McConnell BeClowns Himself
Politics requires a sense of humor. On the one hand you have your sacred principles. On the other hand, you have the legion of Bozos, criminals, dirtbags and lowlifes whom you expect to enact those principles into law. If that's not a recipe for comedy, I don't know what is.
So we conservatives stand for liberty, the inalienable rights of man, the equality of all people in the eyes of their Creator. And to realize these principles we have the Republicans. If you're not laughing by now, you're probably rocketing off the padded walls of your cell. Trust me on this: laugh — you'll live longer.
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell of Kentucky, under apparently zero real threat from primary challenger businessman Matt Bevin, has boldly announced to the New York Times that Tea Party candidates don't stand a chance in the upcoming midterms. “I think we are going to crush them everywhere," McConnell blithered to his Timesian pals. "I don’t think they are going to have a single nominee anywhere in the country.”
What a jerk.