Dude, Where's My Car?

Straight outta Detroit:

A U-Haul being used by the secret service for Vice President Joe Biden’s visit to the Labor Day Rally in Detroit on Monday was stolen out of a hotel parking lot Sunday morning.

The U-Haul was stolen form the Holiday Inn parking lot in downtown Detroit on
Washington Boulevard.

The hotel has declined to comment.

I have to side with the hotel on this one — I got nothin’.

(H/T, Jim Hoft, who didn’t have anything, either.)