Apple, Inc. is worth more than Greece, the country. Really:

Only Exxon Mobil (XOM, Fortune 500) has a higher valuation, at about $420 billion. PetroChina (PTR) is Apple’s closest competitor, at $270 billion, and Microsoft (MSFT, Fortune 500) follows at $235 billion.

Apple’s market cap is higher than the gross domestic product of Greece, Austria, Argentina, or South Africa.

I don’t have a mortgage, so I’m pretty sure I’m worth more than Greece.