Dear Democrats,

Please, please, please, please, please take this guy’s advice.

Seriously. Moderation is for total dummies. Voters want more overspending, overtaxing, overregulating, overreaching. Lots more.

Seriously.

So, g’on. Do it. You know you want to.

Your friend,

(Seriously)

-Steve.

P.S. You should drink in public more and say more stupid stuff, too. Lots more. Seriously.