My good friend (and noted agnostic) Charlie Martin emails, “There is a god.” Read:
I’m not gonna lie to you, watching Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman F each other is something I would very much like to see. Oh hey good news…
Script Shadow has reviewed the script for the upcoming Natalie Portman/Mila Kunis project Black Swan … “in this movie, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have sex. And not just nice sweet innocent sex either. We’re talking ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex.”
Directed by the great Darren Aranofsky (the Wrestler, the Fountain) the film “focuses on a dancer with a New York ballet troupe, and the in-fighting and back-stabbing over the lead role in an upcoming production of Swan Lake.”
I’m inclined to agree with Charlie on this one.
“aggressive, angry sex.”
Excuse me, I need to take a cold shower now.
To quote Jane Cobb of the good ship Serenity:
“I’ll be in my bunk”
That is a way better picture of Mila than the one I sent you.
Another proof that Reagan did the universe a favor.
Could go either way, script sounds alot like “Show Girls”
John –
Perhaps. But it looks a lot more like Natalie and Mila mostly naked. So it’s got that going for it. Which is nice.
“Can I just tell you why none of my review matters? Can I just tell you why my review is absolutely pointless? Because in this movie, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have sex,” the review reads. “Yeah. You read that right. And not just nice sweet innocent sex either. We’re talking ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex.”
Oh. My. God.
And yes, I am a dirty, dirty old man.
And Frank stole my goddamn Joss Whedon line stealin’. Bastard.
John, I don’t care if the script’s so bad I have to wear earplugs.
(On the other hand I kinda liked Showgirls.)
Stephen -
Sorry, your right. Don’t know what I was thinking, the “Natalie and Mila mostly naked” doesn’t require a plot.
I’ve been considering it, and I think that Mila Kunis picture might just be the hottest picture ever.
(BTW, where did the “save personal information” box go?)
I’ll be the contrarian stick-in-the-mud here, and say I don’t find this very appealing.
Why? Because Natalie Portman is not only a beautiful woman, she is a stunning actress; one who does not need nudity or sex scenes to get work. What is it with Hollywood these days that “serious” actresses are expected to not only do explicit nude scenes, but steamy lesbian scenes as well.
Katharine Hepburn never bared it all, nor did Lauren Bacall, or Maggie Smith. Today we have actresses such as Meg Ryan, Regina King, Julia Roberts, Meryl Streep, Sandra Bullock, Zoe Saldana, and Jodie Foster. Oddly enough, these talented women never felt the need to bare their all in the pursuit of their art.
Don’t get me wrong; two of the most beautiful women in the world are Justine Joli, and Faye Valentine (AKA Faye Reagan). If you’re into the theme, just pick up some of the (many) editions of the Women Seeking Women porn series.
…And that’s just the point. Mainstream movies aren’t porn, nor should they be. Do we really need to turn talented actresses into fantasy whores? For that matter, where are all the hot guy-on-guy scenes in modern cinema for the ladies? When are we going to see Leo DiCaprio and Johnny Depp getting into “ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex?”
How about a movie focusing on “a tryout with a New York football team, and the in-fighting and back-stabbing over the starting lineup in next season’s competition for Super Bowl?” What, you don’t get so fired up over the mental picture of Dwayne Johnson pumping Brad Pitt in the locker room after a hot’n'sweaty workout?
P.S. I echo Charlie’s complaint; I now have to keep entering my info for every comment.
Future conversation where I’ll have to figure out how not to be too suggestive:
“OK, fine honey. You pick the movie tonight. Hell, I’ll even let you pick that artsy flick about the ballet troupe.”
Holy crap.
Time to buy a Blu-Ray player.
Holy crap. Time to buy a Blu-Ray player.
“What, you don’t get so fired up over the mental picture of Dwayne Johnson pumping Brad Pitt in the locker room after a hot’n’sweaty workout?”
Uhhhh, no?
I’ll be contrary on completely different grounds. Natalie Portman doesn’t have the deeply felt patriotism you’d see in a Matt Damon or a Michael Moore. She’s dated Chesa Boudin, for crying out loud. Obviously the number of hot libertarian/conservative starlets is pretty low, but the only bimbo in America who’s a more prominent supporter of the Weathermen than Natalie Portman is the President.
Well, I don’t think anybody’s going to have to try to browbeat people into seeing this one like they did Brokeback Mountain.
Well, bgates, it’s worth pointing out that Portman is Israeli, even if she’s lived a lot in the US.
But in any case, you get me hot girl girl action between Andrea Tartaros and Lauren Sivan, or Ann Coulter domme and SE Cupp subbing, and I’ll be right therefor it.
(Although, come to think of it, I’d guess Ann is probably a natural bottom at home.)
Meg Ryan: In The Cut.
Nice tits.
And yeah, Showgirls sucked seven ways to Sunday. But Elizabeth Berkley and Gina Girshon have bodacious bods, so the pain is worth it.
Be careful what you wish for. This is a Aranofsky movie, the same guy who gave us a a Jennifer Connelly sex scene, which should be a glorious thing. Instead that final portion of “Requiem for a Dream” is one of the most depressing and disturbing scenes in film history.
Two attractive, unclothed women having hot sex? Right on the movie screen at your local cineplex? This is really decadent, a sign of the worsening of American life and purely from a sociological aspect I will be studying it closely, attentively.
I haven’t followed Ms. Portman’s career closely but her politics can’t be too bad–she’s a sabra (native-born Israeli) who seems to be proud of it and has not joined the lefty chorus condemning the Zionist aggressor regime’s depredations against its peaceful neighbors, etc.
(rolls eyes)
Y’all just don’t get it, do you?
This is pathetic. Just pathetic.
I bet money that none of you have daughters, if you have children at all.
I suppose I’m a little late here, but Casey, you do realize that sexual arousal at portrayals of female-female sexuality is pathognomonic of heterosexuality, right?
Mila is way hotter for real.
Dum de dum de dum… *exits*