“We believe that what matters most isn’t narow values that divide us, but common values which unite us.”

I might have gotten a couple words wrong, but I got the gist right.

Um… well, crap. We’re on domestic policy now, which won’t be nearly as interesting. Mostly just tirades against unemployment, outsourcing, and promises to spend more money on everybody, and do everything for you under the sun except maybe for giving you a quick shake after you pee.

On the other hand, ever seen a guy with a spray-on tan and flop-sweat? I’m curious to see if the tan starts running onto his collar.