Faker Fakir?
November 25th, 2003 - 1:27 pm
We live in a karmic universe.
There’s matter and anti-matter. Protrons and electrons. There are Democrats and Republicans, Islamofascists and smart bombs. Each and every thing, it seems, has its exact opposite somewhere, somehow.
Now, scientists in India have discovered the anti-VodkaPundit.
Pasta and antipasto.
My closest experience to this was when in college, I struck upon an almost perfect diet. Miller beer and Cheetos. Plenty of urine, but only flatulance.
Which brings to mind the joke whose punchline is:
“Well, I’ve been eating Cheeto’s and watching pornos”.
hehehehe
Ed
So tell the damn joke already!
Never mind, I googled it.
hehe, i get that joke…. im smart
Jethro
Screw the scientists and send over “The Amazing Randi.” Numerous scientists couldn’t figure out what Uri Gellar was doing, but Randi was able to winkle him out.
The fakir claims to be 70. I’ll bet he’s just 35. Living like that it just seems like twice as long.
Experiments with mice show that reducing caloric comsumption from 85 kcal per week to 40 prolongs mouse life significantly. The obvious conclusion is that ceasing to eat will prolong life indefinitely. Voila this fakir, He will live forever. See what we are missing by eating?