Rim Shot
April 29th, 2003 - 10:33 am
My bride just forwarded a very bad email joke to me:
Saddam has been caught. Troops heard that he was hiding in a field near Basra. They sprayed the field with Viagra and the prick stood up.
I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your servers.
I’ve got another bad one.
The man in charge of Saddam’s doubles enters the room to speak with them.
“Gentlemen, I have some good news and bad news. The good news is Saddam is alive. The bad news is he lost an arm.”
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Please re-write to have some semblance of comedic timing before telling this joke to anyone else.
That may be the worst joke ever, and you’ve encouraged more.
I’ll link to them — that’ll learn you!
You want rimshots? I got rimshots.
Saddam as the new poster child for Viagra? And here I thought Preparation H was going to sign him up.