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December 12, 2013 - 7:51 am

Um, gross.

The Alan Grayson (D – Fla.) re-election campaign has begun searching for people to become the congressman’s “friends with benefits” according to an email sent out Wednesday morning.

The email, originally obtained by Red Alert Politics’s Kelsey Osterman, was entitled “TODAY ONLY: Friends With Benefits.” The email states that the congressman wanted to offer “special thanks” to those that have supported him on a monthly basis. It also claims that these “friends with benefits” are “important to our campaign.” It even says the “friends with benefits” “mean too much to” them.

“Friends with benefits” means just what it sounds like — friends who are not dating but have sex with each other.

This is a congressman offering this kind of relationship for donating to him.

This email makes Alan Grayson, Democrat, an out and out whore. Hey, Grayson did just lose $18 million. Gotta get that back somehow.

So he becomes a whore. Well, formally announces that he is. Also, astonishingly creepy. Get a load of the graphic that accompanied the email.

grayson-fwb

 

Yikes.

Bryan Preston has been a leading conservative blogger and opinionator since founding his first blog in 2001. Bryan is a military veteran, worked for NASA, was a founding blogger and producer at Hot Air, was producer of the Laura Ingraham Show and, most recently before joining PJM, was Communications Director of the Republican Party of Texas.

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So he's blatantly advertizing his corruption? At least in the past there was a sense of decorum and these things were done behind closed doors.
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A man who lost $18 million in a Ponzi scheme has monthly donors? P.T. Barnum, call your office!
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Hope WAR can demand a royalty fee.
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He's still the Progressive's favorite because he says bad things about Republicans and Tea Party members. That's all that is required. He occasionally says bad things about Obama (well, his drone killings), but that can be ignored since he is taking an even further Progressive view.
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