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Bryan Preston


July 12, 2013 - 10:01 am

DOD is working on an insanely capable bipedal robot, for, its claims, rescue purposes only.

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Atlas can “autonomously navigate,” meaning it can think for itself at a rudimentary level, which is enough processing power to cast paint-by-numbers reality shows like Big Brother.

So yeah, it probably could produce a masterwork like the brilliant Sharknado.

Exit question: How long before DOD sticks machine guns, rocket launchers and the capability of flight on this thing?

That’s a trick exit question, because I’m sure they’ve already drawn up plans to do all that and more. Like frickin’ lasers instead of machine guns.


Bryan Preston has been a leading conservative blogger and opinionator since founding his first blog in 2001. Bryan is a military veteran, worked for NASA, was a founding blogger and producer at Hot Air, was producer of the Laura Ingraham Show and, most recently before joining PJM, was Communications Director of the Republican Party of Texas.

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Interesting, but it walks like my 86-year-old father-in-law. I bet BigDog could kick its ass.
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Yes, but (to combine memes) can it ride a dinosaur?
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